Archive for January, 2009

Energy Pills for Rover

Monday, January 5th, 2009

I don’t know about you, but my dog just loves energy pills. In fact sometimes he goes into violent fits of rage if he doesn’t have 839 best energy pills swimming around in his jowels. He clawed my stomach open once and barfed in it. What kind of dog does that? A dog totally messed up on energy diet pills, that’s what kind of dog! I seriously sometimes fear for my life when my dog just downs a total of 2,356 ephedra weight loss followed by the word diet and energy pills. He’ll eph you up hardcore!

The Adventure of Mr. Energy Pill

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Mr. Energy Pill is a total jerk, he gives out so much energy diet pill homework. That means that we have to cram the best energy pills down or throats. Timmy even cut open his stomach, so he could just put a weight loss energy pill right in his stomach. You know, cut out the middle man. I hate my teacher, but I put 795 energy diet pills in his coffee, and he’s allergic. He’ll probably die.

Best Energy Pills on the Block

Monday, January 5th, 2009

The best energy pills are also the best energy diet pills. Go figure, huh? Energy diet pill is singular for energy diet pills. Another go figure, double huh? This is all common knowledge, but do you know what isn’t common knowledge? Rocket science, brain surgery, and rocket surgery. I’m not even sure that last one even exists, but do you know what does exist? Energy pills.

Best Energy Pill Joke

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Knock knock, who’s there? energy diet pills, that’s who! energy pills are the best energy pill in the entire universe. Just ask Scott Baio and he’ll ask why you’re asking him ridiculous questions, and then he’ll sign your forehead even if you don’t ask for it. diet and energy pills are really cool but so are and energy pills. Talk about incomplete sentences that make little sense!